Zombies vs. Satan: Double Digital Creature Feature
Meat for Satan’s Icebox
Poor little Cindy Cavatelli – boy, does this teenage bee-atch live one completely funked up life. After her mother died (an incident the child witnessed), she is left to fend for herself in the oddball enclave of Satan Place. This baneful burg is home to the local slaughterhouse, where something other than “cow” is on the menu. Seems Cindy’s Mom discovered the secret recipe to the butchery’s success – STRIPPER MEAT – and was murdered before she could tattle. Now this onery offspring is the subject of the abattoir’s concern, with corrupt corporate leaders Cassandra and Maddox out to make the girl their main course. Unfortunately, there is no one around to help our drug addled adolescent. Her father is a perverted freak who gets jealous when his baby has sex with anyone...BUT HIM! Her overbearing Catholic School is more like a veal pen for potential by-product. And the only guy Cindy’s age that likes her is a stranger from out of town who everyone thinks is GAY! (THE HORROR!). It will take all the will she can muster to avoid being the next unhealthy hunk of Meat for Satan’s Icebox.
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Poor little Cindy Cavatelli – boy, does this teenage bee-atch live one completely funked up life. After her mother died (an incident the child witnessed), she is left to fend for herself in the oddball enclave of Satan Place. This baneful burg is home to the local slaughterhouse, where something other than “cow” is on the menu. Seems Cindy’s Mom discovered the secret recipe to the butchery’s success – STRIPPER MEAT – and was murdered before she could tattle. Now this onery offspring is the subject of the abattoir’s concern, with corrupt corporate leaders Cassandra and Maddox out to make the girl their main course. Unfortunately, there is no one around to help our drug addled adolescent. Her father is a perverted freak who gets jealous when his baby has sex with anyone...BUT HIM! Her overbearing Catholic School is more like a veal pen for potential by-product. And the only guy Cindy’s age that likes her is a stranger from out of town who everyone thinks is GAY! (THE HORROR!). It will take all the will she can muster to avoid being the next unhealthy hunk of Meat for Satan’s Icebox.
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posted by Cassandra at
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
4 Comments:
This was possibaly the worst movie I have ever seen. I can not believe I actualy watched the entire thing, praying that it would actaly make sense at the end. But unfortuanly it did not. I hope you do not realease any other films into this world that will cause someone to desire to rip their eyes out.
In fact I found it to be so bad that I actualy went to this site to post a comment saying how much I hated it.
that was a fun movie to watch all tho i wanted to kill myself half way through i hope none of you "cast" are still alive in fact i hope the devil hem self comes and drags you all to hell and you burn in the iternal fire wile the derictor gits raped and satimzed upp the ass with the devils minions pick.. hope that gives you a sight on how i and hopefully most of the us felt about yur movie and how the hell did it get posted on netflix anyway. you all should rele go die...
I agree
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